I'm watching her talk. Watching her jaw move and collecting her words one by one as they spill from her lips. I don't deserve them. Her warm memories. I'd like to paint them over the bare plaster walls of my soul, but everything I paint...
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Isaac Marion
Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.
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Isaac Marion
Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.
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Patton Oswalt
Is there anything hotter than a cute guy who is also armed and dangerous? I think not.
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Stacey Jay
Soft flesh is eaten by hard teeth.
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Isaac Marion
More Quotes By Patton Oswalt
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.
I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.
Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for immortality than someone in their twenties?
Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')
